Greggo (Custodian)

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APPEARANCE: Male,tall and well rounded.

ABOUT ME:

  • Was born in Anchorage, AK to a band of outlaw Eskimos.

  • Taken away from Alaska by missionaries at the age of 4.

  • Spent most of my youth playing soccer, jamming forks into light sockets and building "American gladiators" style obstacle courses in my back yard.

  • After going to Texas university to study snack foods, grew to over 2000 lbs. Few years later with the weight off, I worked part time at Dairy Queen where I perfected that little swirl on top of the dipped cone.

  • Retired GoGo dancer.... Performed with the Biscuit Boys, Tel Aviv Twisters and the tristate clown posse.

  • At this time, I am a part time quality control supervisor at the banana factory.

  • Hopes one day, I'll have someone name a sandwich after me.