APPEARANCE: Male,tall and well rounded.
ABOUT ME:
- Was born in Anchorage, AK to a band of outlaw Eskimos.
- Taken away from Alaska by missionaries at the age of 4.
- Spent most of my youth playing soccer, jamming forks into light sockets and building "American gladiators" style obstacle courses in my back yard.
- After going to Texas university to study snack foods, grew to over 2000 lbs. Few years later with the weight off, I worked part time at Dairy Queen where I perfected that little swirl on top of the dipped cone.
- Retired GoGo dancer.... Performed with the Biscuit Boys, Tel Aviv Twisters and the tristate clown posse.
- At this time, I am a part time quality control supervisor at the banana factory.
- Hopes one day, I'll have someone name a sandwich after me.